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[17 Sep 2006|12:56am] |
What you do is post your phone number for your friend list, and when you get a call from a phone number you don't know or someone from LJ, you don't answer it and let them leave you a happy/cracked out voicemail.
if anyone wants my number just ask!
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| Shut up Ronnie sheesh! |
[16 Sep 2006|09:44pm] |
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I gotta stop making so many entries. Its getting stupid. blah.
My brother gave me 20 dollars just for driving him and picking him up from work. I must say I am extreamly pumped
15 dollars filled half my tank! yay!
OW! I just fucking cracked my shoulder! Is that even possible? Ouch...fuckme.
People are actually liking my new story at afislash. I'm so excited! I got 2 votes on my LOL Challenge story! Yes, i'm happy for 2 votes. I wasn't expecting any. Thats 200x MORE then i thought!
Anyone wanna help me with my grammar?
When is the right time to use 's and not just a s.
Like, is it: Davey's car. or Daveys car.
CAUSE I thougth that 's stood for Is. So it would make sense to use it like this : Davey's running. But I don't know if thats right. Help?
For christmas i'm getting a tattoo. Something small and hopefully NOT retarded. I have three places I'm willing to put it.
*inner wrist
*back of neck
*behind ear(s)
What do you think?
have a good remaining weekend bitches!
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[16 Sep 2006|09:46am] |
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Wow. I never ever have scary dreams, but tonight I did, and it consisted of a certain pink haired girlie boy....
I was at my friend Kats house and we were going throw movies. I saw this movied called "Pink 3." and It had a picture LIKE the one of Jeffree in his stupid, doctor facemask thing. So I go, "OMG do you have the original Pink with Jeffree Star?" Then she says yes and gets me the movie.
Now, somehow, my sister already had her baby and he was a little boy. ALSO, the movied turned into a game and Jeffree was there. Jeffree took Aiden (sisters 2 yearold at this point) up stairs. I hear laughing, but it turns to screaming. I'm freaking out. But Kate goes, "Don't worry, we have the game he can't do anything to him." So i calm down. BUT i go to get the game and I see its a fake and Jeffree has the real one. and in said game, are knifes and other horrid devices. So Jeffree is upstairs killing my nephew. And i couldn't do anything cause the door was locked. IT was terrifying. Ga. Stupid Jeffree.
Just had to write that down so i can feel better about it. I think its because on my myspace my friend Jake left me a comment:
9/14/2006 7:03 PM
that thing called "jefree star" in your top friends is fuckin creepy as all hell.. i wouldnt classify that as even being human.. looks like a transvestite child molesting clown.. just had to say that..lol
loloololoooloool
OH YEAH! I forgot to tell you the other reason people think me a retard in history. We were talking about september 11 and my friend Kevin goes, "Oh theres a movie called Loose Change thats all about it." Note the AFI connection i'm about to make?
So I say, "Loose Change!" and Merecedes Benz (that is her name. Her birth name. It is Mercedes Benz...shes cool.) goes, "Oh you seen it too?" and i go...idiot...
"No. But Jade Puget of AFI used to be in a band called Loose Change!"
again everyone stares at me. AFI your ruining my reputation in history! :P
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[15 Sep 2006|09:05pm] |
i got cut off...i didn't die :D
| Your Style is 1970s | 
Bell bottoms, platform shoes, wide belts, and tons of polyester.
You've got a bit of that hippie vibe going on, but you're hip enough to pull it off! |
Told you the 70s rocked!!!
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[15 Sep 2006|08:25pm] |
Go to AFISlash.com and cheak out my new story!
I need to talk to Jade
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[15 Sep 2006|06:46pm] |
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I just finished watching a movie called 'House of D'. It was amazingly awesome! PLEASE go out and rent this, or go to IMDB.com and search it and learn about it, THEN go rent it. I don't think i've ever cried so much during a movie (in a good way, well some was bad, but most was good)
Is it just my livejournal, or can you not highlight text? I keep trying but it won't let me highlight anything. fuckers.
My dog Bella was spazing out today. I pretty much had a heartattack. Her legs were all stiff and she was shaking nonstop. Something like that happened to my guinea pig...before he died in my hands. *rip jeffy*
I was SO afraid Bella was gonna die, I started balling my eyes out. And what does my great mother do? She blames me. "You probably left your pills on the ground! Good job!" Thhaaannkkkkssss mom!
Thank god Bella is fine. She was just twitchy for some dumb reason. But dear lord, let that never happen again!!!!!!!!
So i'm an idiot: I'm in history and this kid (i hardly know) is sitting down a few chairs in the row in front of me. Now I look at this hoodie and, from where I'M sitting, I thought it said AFI. It was black. So i was pumped! I stand up and go "OMG You like AFI!?"...........
EVERYONE stares at me like a retard. Including the kid with the hoodie. NOW i should have known better. He was a wigger. Idiot Ronnie. So he turns and straightens out the hoodie and says "Ah, no. It says FBI." fuck.
I'm a moron-racist-richgirl now.
OMG DAVEY=DJ GLITTERBOY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING! LMFAO!
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[15 Sep 2006|03:21pm] |
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Gur! So everyone in my class fuckin thinks i'm a racist rich girl...
We were in history and we're suppost to make political cartoons that would relate to the industral revolution. So Mercedes and Kiki had this big one with some big rich fat guys taking all the money, as they did in the 1890s and whatnot. BUT Mercedes decides to draw them black. Now EVERYONE knows in the 19th century, black people had fuckin sucky lifes, they were at the bottom of the chain. So i say, "Black people can't be rich." And everyone was like, 'OMG Ronnie your so racist! If I were black i'd punch you in the face!' Now most of them were kidding cause they understood, but some people honestly thought I meant it. Fuckers.
THEN to add to my bullshit, me and my friend were talking about cell phones. I said, "Yeah, I have a sidekick but it kinda sucks so I don't use it ever." and she says, "You have a sidekick!? Oh my god rich much?" So i then say (like a total moron) "haha If i were so rich why would i still be using the Sidekick 2! I'd obviously upgrade to a SK3! Duh!" I know. Stupid to say, but I meant it. So people heard me and are like, "Fuck you I can't even get a sidekick 1, not even a cell phone! Your so rich, quit bragging."
I am NOT rich!
I live in the ghetto in a fuckin 4 room appartment! I am NOT NOT NOT rich!!!
I hate my school.
I just went into the living room, to find my brother watching project runway. whoa. ???.
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| MY EYES! OH GOD MY EYES!!! |
[14 Sep 2006|09:13pm] |
AH! I just read a story at AFI slash. It was labeled General so i read it. But dear lord...it wasn't!!!
It took me til like the middle of the story to figure out what was going on because my brain wasn't registering with the events and pairing taking place. It was *gag* SMADE!
At first I didn't know WTF that meant...but OH GOD...i know now. I want to puke and burn my rentas and erase my memory. What is wrong with some people! I guess no offence to the people who are into INCEST but ahhh...gross!!!!
NO!
BAD!
SMITH AND JADE ARE BROTHERS!!!!
WRONG!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!
...man. I think i'll take a break from afislash for awhile. its so not okay. sorry if i'm over reacting, but imagen YOU and YOUR sibling AHH! Oh god i have to shower!!!
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[14 Sep 2006|04:23pm] |
I <3 my friends
wether they be the gangsters at my school, my cross-country internet friends, or the ones inside my head
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[13 Sep 2006|06:10pm] |
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abrodylover18: i'm acting like i'm 2...because I called you a fuck face...because YOU called me a liar...because I wouldn't call you?
abrodylover18: right...and i'm the imature one?
bloodhawk1991: im not freaking out that you wont call me
abrodylover18: u called me a lair
bloodhawk1991: im freaking out because of your lame excuses
boys love me!
Heres another WEIRD convo i had in science today-
Mr. Perlman: You put the salute in water and it goes through difussion
Kyle: Oh like that gatorade mix!
T Jay: Or Koolaid!
Mr. Perlman: Or Crack Cocain!
....wtf!?
anything funny from science-
Perlman: This is high quility string, don't fool around with it.
Ben: How much does it cost if we waste it?
Perlman: about 2 dollars an inch.
Kyle: Oh like Ron Jeremy
Me: HAhahahahaha!
everyone else: wtf are you laughing at?
I <3 Human Antaomy.
US history---
i get a buzz from my phone, saying my mom called. She never calls so i'm worried.
Me:Mr. Ashworth can I please call my mom its an emergency.
Mr. Ashworth: Why is it so importent?
Me: Because she never calls during school, so something must be wrong.
Mr. Ashworth: Shes probably dead.
Me:...oh my god what did you just say!?!?
and to continue the weird teacher tread going...yesterday I had my audition for the news host thing. I had one of those clip on mics. I take it off when i'm finished and give it to Mr. Finn and what does he do? He sniffs it. Yup, smells the mic. Weird...OH.
Okie i gtg to homework, luv yaz bitches!
OH YEAH! I got a fucking 10 dollar fine, because i didn't buy a 25 cent parking ticket! It said if you were parking for the court house to buy a ticket, I WASN'T GOING TO THE COURT HOUSE IDIOTS!
but honestly I didn't think it would matter, the parking lot was huge, and there were like 10 cars. 10 dollars...for a 25 cent parking pass. what.the.fuck.
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| I'm really a celebrity...under my clothes |
[12 Sep 2006|11:13am] |
Okay, weirdest thing happened yesterday....
I brought my brother to Micky D's cause he wanted food. We go inside and a bunch of people are there. I started to notice people stareing at me. Like honestly, everyone was looking at me. I didn't understand it. Then they were talking to eachother and still looking at me. weird. we then finish ordering and the guy asks if we wanna eat there or take our food to go, I say "to go" cause i'm getting pissed people are talking about me!
we leave. later I see my sister and she says "Your such a gay, are you trying to look famous and rich?" I didn't get it til i really looked at myself...lets paint a picture:
Hair is down, kinda curly (natural) and i have my big sunglasses on. My ripped hoodie with my fitted jeans, sparkley flip flops. My bling bling earrings. In one hand is my Razr cell phone and Sidekick 2, in the other is my big purse...and i'm driving a 2005 black SUV.
SO i guess i was 'trying' to look like a celebrity or something. Either the people at McDonalds were laughing at me, or thinking maybe i was some famous person hahahaha...probably laughing at me. I felt cool tho.
Hold a SK and wear big sunglasses and your the next paris hilton i guess? Then again i was in greenfield, massachusetts. They think having a cell phone plan makes you rich
"You dun don't have non minute cards yo? shit son! You gots ta be stacked!"
(thats ghetto speak, Jen knows whats up)
Marzipan is home from the vet, shes doing great, but her stomach is shaved and gross...:(
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| a;sdlif qerh |
[12 Sep 2006|05:40am] |
FUCK YOU LIVEJOURNAL! FUCK YOUR KIDS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!!
ps. i just slept for 12 hours!
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[11 Sep 2006|05:02pm] |
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Attention Friends!
Since livejournal loves it up the ass...it doesn't wanna let me comment on my friends (or anyones) journal.
I am stalking reading, just not commenting, cause LJ sucks.
So don't take me off your flist! I am still totally interested in your lifes...no really!
<3 u all
( PS. Adam Carson got me a detention! )
ok bye!!!
pps. while searching someone on adam brody, i found some site called ah...something-Search? idk And I found adam CARSON's address and phone number, i'm pretty sure its really his.
Subject: CARSON, ADAM A, Age: 31
1 address in UKIAH, CA
1 address in SAN FRANCISCO, CA
1 address in BERKELEY, CA
I dont' actually have the number or address(es) but thats totally FUCKED UP that you can pay so much money and get these peoples numbers and stuff. Creepy yoz!
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[11 Sep 2006|07:32am] |
Ga so pissed.
I wake up before the alarm clock goes off. OH wait...lets back track...
My cat is getting fixed this morning so i had to make sure she didn't drink anything. BUT she likes to suck on my dog so i had to make sure she didn't. I couldn't find anything to cover my dogs stomach, so i used bandaids. Just enough to cover all her nipples so the cat couldn't get to them. It was...weird.
So i wait up, and i can't get back to sleep. ON the tv is a infomercial for a fuckin ATV (four wheeler) and it was so annoying. WE GET IT! HORSE POWER, HORSE POWER, HORSE POWER! FUCK!
THEN another informerical came out about making quick money. Now i SWEAR to god this is what they said...
And if you call now you will recieve this free switchblade for business agreements.
what.the.fuck. I swear I heard that.
So I'm laying there listening to derranged infomercials, and i noticed my foot is wet. I lift the blanket and look...my dog puked ON MY FOOT. So now i'm thinking I have to get up. I wipe the punk off and run to the bathroom to wash my foot. As i walk back into my bedroom I see the dog pukeing AGAIN! I was fuckin pissed.
Now tomorrow I have an audition for a news host and what, MY FACE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
My hip is broken. It hurts like fuck. I tell my mom and shes asks, "Is it your period?"
I say, "why the FUCK would that break my hip?"
and she says "because maybe its your ovaries and not your hip."
RIGHT because the what, 4 years i've had my period I still can't seem to figure out where my ovaries are. Yeah. Hips = Ovaries. Same place REALLY!
Well mercedes is here OVERSHAREING about her cusins sexual adventures. *gag* I'm gonna go now...kill me?
ps. I forgot its 9/11 (as in the anniversiry) Sorry to america, we lose alot that day.....RIP John Ritter.
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| But i'm a cheerleader! |
[10 Sep 2006|07:53pm] |
I just finished watching the movie 'But i'm a cheerleader' and omg...I LOVED IT! The acting was awesome, the imagery was amazing, and the storyline its self was brilliant.
Its about this camp where gay kids go to turn straight. Hilarious no?
WATCH IT! Its so fucking funny and just...good!
My kittie, Marzipan, is getting fixed tomorrow. I'm nervous for her. I hope everything goes good for her.
I can't believe MY SISTER is gonna have a baby. Does this not freak anyone else out!? Well...you don't really know her so I guess not.
My mom just said something funny! omg!
me: WTF are you wearing!? You look like a Lime!
mom: I'd rather look a lime then dead!
HAHAHA! Get it!? A Lime...ALIVE...Dead! I couldn't believe my mom made that up lol wow. shes a funny one sometimes. Yesterday she said the boy moving in downstairs was a cutie pie and she wanted to bite him...weird.
Ok i think thats all. Fuck my hands are cold! Love you people like whoa!
ps. i took some quiz thing and it told me i was a rich kid. yesterday marc yelled at me calling me a brat. my friend mercedes says i'm spoiled. HOW AM I NOT SEEING THIS!? I'm not rich, i'm not spoiled, i'm not a brat...SASDKFRDAETAEIRHAJISOFG!
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